A Motherfucking Dragon Chapter 1, a game of thrones fanfic | FanFiction
Let's see where this goes, shall we? I awaken and immediately take note of three things. First, it is hot. In fact, it is sweltering, boiling. I'm burning up, or a thousand other terms that mean the same thing. Basically, heat. Except, the extreme heat does not matter.
Kyrgyzstan: a geographical AND linguistic bitch. The moment of despair strikes when the missing country flashes on the page: Kyrgyzstan. Kyrgyzstan is a haven for all things contemptible; the life-ruining spelling of the country is only the tip of the iceberg. Nothing compares to the bitter Kappa Delta-Kyrgyzstan rivalry, not even the infamous Tri Delt-Pakistan decade-long feud. Recognized on the spring equinox, the holiday centers around a game called Buzkashi, in which grown men literally ride around a field on horses trying to pick up a goat carcass off the ground.
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